Steve: YES!

Zack: Just so you understand what you are seeing here, this is one of the gods in the mythology of Synnibarr. A sword-wielding ninja who fronts a heavy metal band. Jesus is out of his league.

Steve: I hope Raven McCracken's next Kickstarter is to fund a Rock'n Destruction cult.

Zack: I'm not saying I would definitely join that cult, but I'm also not saying I wouldn't.

Zack: Okay, I would definitely join that cult.

Steve: Like, PBS can get millions of dollars from people for TV shows about cooking in Sweden and Downtown Abbey and the guy who comes up with a heavy metal ninja for god doesn't even get five grand? Come on people.

Zack: I have to side with Steve here. What are you waiting for? Contribute to the Synnibarr Kickstarter. You want this stuff to be lost to the ages of history? How will our civilization develop without raccoons ambushing convoys and mules carrying city-destroying missiles?

Steve: I don't want to live in that world. Like Barack Obama said: "We are the change we've been waiting for."

Zack: Welcome to Raven's America.

– Zack Parsons and Steve "Malak" Sumner (@sexyfacts4u)

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