Steve: Send your self-addressed stamped envelope to The Fabricator, c/o Fabricators, Inc., 1 Fabricator Way, City of Fabrication, Fabricator Island.
Zack: Fabrication obsession aside, an avuncular inventor is a decent idea for a super villain. Surprisingly restrained for Kevin Siembieda.
Steve: Did you look at what he fabricates?
Zack: Best part? Even when he is doing something totally over-the-top and zany he still manages to crib from Star Wars.
Steve: Yeah, but no missile launchers.
Zack: Or are we the missile launchers?
Liberals want to mess with the rooms where we poo and pee. Unacceptable. We must protect our poo and pee.
More fake science from the mainstream scientists: Dr. Schrodinger claims cat is dead, but cat is alive and a dog.
These all just look like normal cats to me.
From what I understand, this genre is about getting eaten by crocodiles. I excel at this.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.