Steve: Send your self-addressed stamped envelope to The Fabricator, c/o Fabricators, Inc., 1 Fabricator Way, City of Fabrication, Fabricator Island.

Zack: Fabrication obsession aside, an avuncular inventor is a decent idea for a super villain. Surprisingly restrained for Kevin Siembieda.

Steve: Did you look at what he fabricates?


Zack: Best part? Even when he is doing something totally over-the-top and zany he still manages to crib from Star Wars.

Steve: Yeah, but no missile launchers.

Zack: Or are we the missile launchers?


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