Steve: Send your self-addressed stamped envelope to The Fabricator, c/o Fabricators, Inc., 1 Fabricator Way, City of Fabrication, Fabricator Island.
Zack: Fabrication obsession aside, an avuncular inventor is a decent idea for a super villain. Surprisingly restrained for Kevin Siembieda.
Steve: Did you look at what he fabricates?
Zack: Best part? Even when he is doing something totally over-the-top and zany he still manages to crib from Star Wars.
Steve: Yeah, but no missile launchers.
Zack: Or are we the missile launchers?
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Oh, you idiot. Don't do this. It's the worst idea anyone has ever had. Have you forgotten what an ordeal it was the last time you moved?
Nightmares Fear Factory is back AGAIN, baby!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.