Zack: The fun is tryin' to guess when you play Guess Who!
Steve: Are you white?
Zack: I'm Welsh, so no.
Steve: Martians look like a cross between fish, vampires, and Chinese people from old Bugs Bunny cartoons.
Zack: This fits with the science we know. Being colonized by the British is going to make for some really weird fusion cuisine in about 100 years.
Steve: Do they eat blood?Zack: Only in spotted dick.
Steve: AKA Chili Rodriguez.
You Will Read This Headline. Then You'll Laugh. Then You'll Realize You Were Wrong All Along.
'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.