Zack: The fun is tryin' to guess when you play Guess Who!

Steve: Are you white?

Zack: I'm Welsh, so no.

Steve: Martians look like a cross between fish, vampires, and Chinese people from old Bugs Bunny cartoons.

Zack: This fits with the science we know. Being colonized by the British is going to make for some really weird fusion cuisine in about 100 years.

Steve: Do they eat blood?

Zack: Only in spotted dick.

Steve: AKA Chili Rodriguez.

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