Zack: The fun is tryin' to guess when you play Guess Who!
Steve: Are you white?
Zack: I'm Welsh, so no.
Steve: Martians look like a cross between fish, vampires, and Chinese people from old Bugs Bunny cartoons.
Zack: This fits with the science we know. Being colonized by the British is going to make for some really weird fusion cuisine in about 100 years.
Steve: Do they eat blood?Zack: Only in spotted dick.
Steve: AKA Chili Rodriguez.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.