Zack: The fun is tryin' to guess when you play Guess Who!
Steve: Are you white?
Zack: I'm Welsh, so no.
Steve: Martians look like a cross between fish, vampires, and Chinese people from old Bugs Bunny cartoons.
Zack: This fits with the science we know. Being colonized by the British is going to make for some really weird fusion cuisine in about 100 years.
Steve: Do they eat blood?Zack: Only in spotted dick.
Steve: AKA Chili Rodriguez.
Finally: an advice column for the rest of us! (Who seek to enslave humanity.)
Even the most fervent gun control advocate would admit that guns kill people, not other guns. We must become the guns we wish to see in the world.
A Goon outs himself as a wizard and gets a warm reception from the rogues/rangers/paladins gallery!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.