Zack: The fun is tryin' to guess when you play Guess Who!
Steve: Are you white?
Zack: I'm Welsh, so no.
Steve: Martians look like a cross between fish, vampires, and Chinese people from old Bugs Bunny cartoons.
Zack: This fits with the science we know. Being colonized by the British is going to make for some really weird fusion cuisine in about 100 years.
Steve: Do they eat blood?Zack: Only in spotted dick.
Steve: AKA Chili Rodriguez.
The good news is the republican convention is over. The bad news is if I can escape this police car how do I anull a marriage??
Take a look at Hollywood's brightest stars who won't be allowed to shine at this year's RNC.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.