Zack: Robert Carstairs, restoring dignity to your elderly pets.

Steve: What he lacks in engineering he more than makes up for by throwing and punching things.

Zack: I have 5 points in trimsman, 3 points in cocksman, and 1 point in machine gun.

Steve: My mom went on TrimSpa. I don't know how many points she had.

Zack: The cogs have come off! Carstairs, old kettle, get to the steam dial and set it forward three degrees. Quickly now!

Steve: Oh no, which one!? I can't read Martian.

Zack: Quickly, lean forward and thrust your head repeatedly into this Y-shaped indentation. Perhaps it will activate something more than these Martian gimracks!

Steve: Does that count as throwing?

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