Zack: We all have those motives.

Steve: Not me! Those are chaotic evil motives. I'm neutral good. I do what's right but I don't pick sides.

Zack: You wouldn't even do two chicks at the same time?

Steve: Of course I would do that.

Zack: They're super ugly. One of them has giant gums and tiny teeth and the other one is gassy and keeps letting loose these awful, eggy farts.

Steve: Then I wouldn't do it.

Zack: But what if they were both lawful good and the only way to save them was to do them both at the same time?

Steve: Sometimes you just have to shift alignment.

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