Zack: "My name is Harvard Milkwoft and I am here to indenture you!"
Steve: I like the soldier dude with his own personal bellhop. Very suspicious looking couple of characters.Zack: Brigadier General Bournemuff and his dapper aide-de-camp Chili Rodriguez whom he met on campaign in Abyssinia.
Steve: He looks like the sort of army dude that no matter what the problem is he just calls for his artillery.
Zack: AKA Chili Rodriguez.
A broadcasting legend pleads with the world of the living.
The human anatomy is home to more than three hundred organs. Doctors and chocolatiers agree that the vast majority of these revolting lumps of tissue serve little to no function. If you find yourself standing in a long line or stuck at the airport waiting for a delayed flight, consider taking a few minutes to remove the following from your person.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.