Zack: "My name is Harvard Milkwoft and I am here to indenture you!"
Steve: I like the soldier dude with his own personal bellhop. Very suspicious looking couple of characters.Zack: Brigadier General Bournemuff and his dapper aide-de-camp Chili Rodriguez whom he met on campaign in Abyssinia.
Steve: He looks like the sort of army dude that no matter what the problem is he just calls for his artillery.
Zack: AKA Chili Rodriguez.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.