Zack: "My name is Harvard Milkwoft and I am here to indenture you!"
Steve: I like the soldier dude with his own personal bellhop. Very suspicious looking couple of characters.Zack: Brigadier General Bournemuff and his dapper aide-de-camp Chili Rodriguez whom he met on campaign in Abyssinia.
Steve: He looks like the sort of army dude that no matter what the problem is he just calls for his artillery.
Zack: AKA Chili Rodriguez.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.