Zack: "My name is Harvard Milkwoft and I am here to indenture you!"
Steve: I like the soldier dude with his own personal bellhop. Very suspicious looking couple of characters.Zack: Brigadier General Bournemuff and his dapper aide-de-camp Chili Rodriguez whom he met on campaign in Abyssinia.
Steve: He looks like the sort of army dude that no matter what the problem is he just calls for his artillery.
Zack: AKA Chili Rodriguez.
You Will Read This Headline. Then You'll Laugh. Then You'll Realize You Were Wrong All Along.
'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.