"Cry of the Space Horse"

Zack: Marvel at this.

Steve: What...the head is...dude...

Zack: Yeah.

Steve: Dude!

Zack: I know! It's a goddamn cyborg centaur with a moon head and a robotic fannypack.

Steve: The arm is...what is that?

Zack: Some sort of pick or chisel maybe.

Steve: I'm starting to get dizzy trying to figure out the head.

Zack: Better move on before this Escher nightmare of a drawing takes its toll.

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