"Cry of the Space Horse"
Zack: Marvel at this.
Steve: What...the head is...dude...
Zack: I know! It's a goddamn cyborg centaur with a moon head and a robotic fannypack.
Steve: The arm is...what is that?
Zack: Some sort of pick or chisel maybe.
Steve: I'm starting to get dizzy trying to figure out the head.
Zack: Better move on before this Escher nightmare of a drawing takes its toll.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.