"Cry of the Space Horse"
Zack: Marvel at this.
Steve: What...the head is...dude...
Zack: I know! It's a goddamn cyborg centaur with a moon head and a robotic fannypack.
Steve: The arm is...what is that?
Zack: Some sort of pick or chisel maybe.
Steve: I'm starting to get dizzy trying to figure out the head.
Zack: Better move on before this Escher nightmare of a drawing takes its toll.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.