"Cry of the Space Horse"
Zack: Marvel at this.
Steve: What...the head is...dude...
Zack: I know! It's a goddamn cyborg centaur with a moon head and a robotic fannypack.
Steve: The arm is...what is that?
Zack: Some sort of pick or chisel maybe.
Steve: I'm starting to get dizzy trying to figure out the head.
Zack: Better move on before this Escher nightmare of a drawing takes its toll.
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.