"Pride of Patrick Jenkins"

Zack: "Mom, they're using one of my pictures in the Traveller book!"

Steve: "Patrick I'm so proud of you! Was it one of the robot pictures?"

Zack: "No way, mom, they used one of my muscle lady pictures!"

Steve: It's like she's naked, only she's not. And she's shooting a gun that looks like a wiener.

Zack: Patrick Jenkins carefully shades her knee pads. He decides to make the high-heeled boots a part of her uniform. He draws an extra muscle on her thigh.

Steve: His mom wonders where she went wrong and quietly puts the book on the top shelf of the closet.

Zack: I'm pretty sure that's what my mom does with all my books.

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