"Pride of Patrick Jenkins"
Zack: "Mom, they're using one of my pictures in the Traveller book!"
Steve: "Patrick I'm so proud of you! Was it one of the robot pictures?"
Zack: "No way, mom, they used one of my muscle lady pictures!"Steve: It's like she's naked, only she's not. And she's shooting a gun that looks like a wiener.
Zack: Patrick Jenkins carefully shades her knee pads. He decides to make the high-heeled boots a part of her uniform. He draws an extra muscle on her thigh.
Steve: His mom wonders where she went wrong and quietly puts the book on the top shelf of the closet.
Zack: I'm pretty sure that's what my mom does with all my books.
Tucker Carlson's idiot brother just called New York mayor Bill de Blasio's spokeswoman a "LabiaFace."
Hey, have you guys ever seen a picture of a cat before? Well, guess what. It’s your lucky day, because I’m mixing the concept of a picture of my cat with the concept of the Internet!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.