"Pride of Patrick Jenkins"
Zack: "Mom, they're using one of my pictures in the Traveller book!"
Steve: "Patrick I'm so proud of you! Was it one of the robot pictures?"
Zack: "No way, mom, they used one of my muscle lady pictures!"Steve: It's like she's naked, only she's not. And she's shooting a gun that looks like a wiener.
Zack: Patrick Jenkins carefully shades her knee pads. He decides to make the high-heeled boots a part of her uniform. He draws an extra muscle on her thigh.
Steve: His mom wonders where she went wrong and quietly puts the book on the top shelf of the closet.
Zack: I'm pretty sure that's what my mom does with all my books.
Game of Thrones has mercilessly killed off characters over the years, but these lesser characters are still waiting to meet their fate.
What movies other than Rat Race could be improved by the surprising entrance of Smash Mouth?
day 2: still working on the car
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.