"Pride of Patrick Jenkins"

Zack: "Mom, they're using one of my pictures in the Traveller book!"

Steve: "Patrick I'm so proud of you! Was it one of the robot pictures?"

Zack: "No way, mom, they used one of my muscle lady pictures!"

Steve: It's like she's naked, only she's not. And she's shooting a gun that looks like a wiener.

Zack: Patrick Jenkins carefully shades her knee pads. He decides to make the high-heeled boots a part of her uniform. He draws an extra muscle on her thigh.

Steve: His mom wonders where she went wrong and quietly puts the book on the top shelf of the closet.

Zack: I'm pretty sure that's what my mom does with all my books.

More WTF, D&D!?

This Week on Something Awful...

  • The Fandangling Fables of Groggery Gibbonman

    The Fandangling Fables of Groggery Gibbonman

    'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'

  • Enter: the Lead Loremaster

    Enter: the Lead Loremaster

    I've been wanting to meet you all for the past few weeks, but I guess I cut an intimidating figure. I'm the new guy, with the cool job you've all surely been gossiping about. Yep, I'm the Lead Loremaster, and I'm here to enrich everything we do with much-needed lore.

Copyright ©2014 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka & Something Awful LLC.