"Pride of Patrick Jenkins"
Zack: "Mom, they're using one of my pictures in the Traveller book!"
Steve: "Patrick I'm so proud of you! Was it one of the robot pictures?"
Zack: "No way, mom, they used one of my muscle lady pictures!"Steve: It's like she's naked, only she's not. And she's shooting a gun that looks like a wiener.
Zack: Patrick Jenkins carefully shades her knee pads. He decides to make the high-heeled boots a part of her uniform. He draws an extra muscle on her thigh.
Steve: His mom wonders where she went wrong and quietly puts the book on the top shelf of the closet.
Zack: I'm pretty sure that's what my mom does with all my books.
A reluctant family is forced to welcome a non-human participant to Thanksgiving dinner.
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.