Zack: "I got to the neck and I ran out of art."
Steve: Razor Ramon!Zack: Maybe after an accident with a T-square and a pair of Spock ears.
Steve: Vince knew about his problem with pills! He should have never been behind the wheel!
They told us to stop playing videogames on a school night. If only we'd ignored them.
As a vicious predator, I find that I have a constant, overwhelming urge to lick apples out of a huge block of ice. It's only, natural, right?
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.