Zack: Cyberwolf escaped the computer to live in the future. He's more wolfmachine than wolfman.
Steve: He looks like he's hanging out in a bad part of town.
Zack: The Hiroshima neighborhood.
Steve: When he turns back into a man does the arm and skull part fall off?
Zack: I know, right? This incredible image just demands the audience to ask more questions.Zack: Why this image?
Zack: Was this SCAR guy being paid?
Zack: Who signed off on this?
Steve: Do you sell poster-prints of cyberwolf in your e-store?
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.