Zack: Cyberwolf escaped the computer to live in the future. He's more wolfmachine than wolfman.
Steve: He looks like he's hanging out in a bad part of town.
Zack: The Hiroshima neighborhood.
Steve: When he turns back into a man does the arm and skull part fall off?
Zack: I know, right? This incredible image just demands the audience to ask more questions.Zack: Why this image?
Zack: Was this SCAR guy being paid?
Zack: Who signed off on this?
Steve: Do you sell poster-prints of cyberwolf in your e-store?
If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.