Steve: Nobody gets hurt if you empty the register into my dreamcatcher.
Zack: As you can see I have a lot of experience with turquoise and beads. Drum circles. Vision quests. Eating whole animals including bones. You name it, i have what this company needs.
Steve: Even wolf men need to hire CPAs to do their taxes.
Zack: Vampire meltdown carpet cleaning: $200. Traveled through a mirror into alternate reality and lost my watch: $500. You can't write this stuff off business expenses, Walks On Butt.
Steve: To a werewolf all taxes are the theft of Gaia.
This Week on Something Awful...
This Dumbass Terminator in My Gun Store Thinks It's "Assault Rifle 15"
This libtard terminator keeps asking for guns that don't exist and I may have to close early out of frustration.
Barbara Bush: 19??-2018
Editor's Note: Due to a freak power outage, this obituary of Barbara Bush was written without the benefit of research. In order to pay our respects to this great woman in a timely fashion, we have decided to post this piece as-is. We hope you forgive any errors on our part.
I Have Been a Game Developer For 3 Days. Here's Everything I Know
My game is funded. Now I know everything.
Patch Notes Roundup: Far Cry 5, Sea of Thieves, Fortnite
Sea of Thieves: Reduced the number of quest types from 3 to 2
About This Column
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.
Previous Articles
- Dungeons & Dragons Christmas Elf Retrospective
- More Art of Vampire: The Maquerade (1990s)
- Steve's RPG Thankfulness
- AD&D 2nd Edition Spelljammer: Space Lairs
- 3rd Edition Dungeons & Dragons: Fiend Folio
Suggested Articles
What's Hot
Popular Threads
Stanley Cup Playoffs GDT 4/23: If y'all want a Game 7, say Yea-uh!
There is a new zombaby in the UK and doctors are trying to destroy it
Cock and scrote transplant.
GBS background music ITT- working on my tango piano :/
Let's Read: Alas, Babylon by Pat Frank
MLB Week 4 GDT: I am as bad at math as the Reds are at baseball
Opus Falconis - A Game of Mafia