Steve: Nobody gets hurt if you empty the register into my dreamcatcher.

Zack: As you can see I have a lot of experience with turquoise and beads. Drum circles. Vision quests. Eating whole animals including bones. You name it, i have what this company needs.

Steve: Even wolf men need to hire CPAs to do their taxes.

Zack: Vampire meltdown carpet cleaning: $200. Traveled through a mirror into alternate reality and lost my watch: $500. You can't write this stuff off business expenses, Walks On Butt.

Steve: To a werewolf all taxes are the theft of Gaia.

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