Steve: This captures what makes White Wolf games so badass.
Zack: The 1990s: Too Many Fucking Top Hats.
Steve: Whenever some grizzled dude has a top hat you know he's going to lay some magic powers on you. When he's got a rune katana and a kukri? Wicked magic.
Zack: All units, all units, we've got a 1012 in progress at the Babbage Street steambank. Suspect is a vagabond wearing a fashionably ragged Edwardian coat, neckerchief and top hat.
Zack: Suspect should be considered armed and definitely not dangerous.
Obviously, the first thing necessary to getting back in shape is buying a bunch of expensive knick-knacks.
Finally, a look at the candidate's long-delayed tax returns.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.