Steve: This captures what makes White Wolf games so badass.

Zack: The 1990s: Too Many Fucking Top Hats.

Steve: Whenever some grizzled dude has a top hat you know he's going to lay some magic powers on you. When he's got a rune katana and a kukri? Wicked magic.

Zack: All units, all units, we've got a 1012 in progress at the Babbage Street steambank. Suspect is a vagabond wearing a fashionably ragged Edwardian coat, neckerchief and top hat.

Zack: Suspect should be considered armed and definitely not dangerous.

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