Steve: This captures what makes White Wolf games so badass.
Zack: The 1990s: Too Many Fucking Top Hats.
Steve: Whenever some grizzled dude has a top hat you know he's going to lay some magic powers on you. When he's got a rune katana and a kukri? Wicked magic.
Zack: All units, all units, we've got a 1012 in progress at the Babbage Street steambank. Suspect is a vagabond wearing a fashionably ragged Edwardian coat, neckerchief and top hat.
Zack: Suspect should be considered armed and definitely not dangerous.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.