Zack: Your communist healthcare plan won't be ruining my kid's schoolday, Intelligent Ape!
Steve: AAAAAargh! I just wanted to help families!
Zack: Nice try, Intelligent Ape, but this is a Certificate of Birth not a Birth Certificate. Not quite intelligent enough.
Steve: AAAArgh! I have a vision for the future! A perfect union!
Zack: Ha ha ha, the only thing perfect is going to be your defeat! No one is going to bail you out from this combo. I call it the T-party!
Steve: Aaaaargh! I just was trying to save America's economy.
Zack: Ha ha ha, you save economies like a girl. Better luck next time....
Steve: I'll be back, snowy!
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.