Zack: Your communist healthcare plan won't be ruining my kid's schoolday, Intelligent Ape!
Steve: AAAAAargh! I just wanted to help families!
Zack: Nice try, Intelligent Ape, but this is a Certificate of Birth not a Birth Certificate. Not quite intelligent enough.
Steve: AAAArgh! I have a vision for the future! A perfect union!
Zack: Ha ha ha, the only thing perfect is going to be your defeat! No one is going to bail you out from this combo. I call it the T-party!
Steve: Aaaaargh! I just was trying to save America's economy.
Zack: Ha ha ha, you save economies like a girl. Better luck next time....
Steve: I'll be back, snowy!
Tucker Carlson's idiot brother just called New York mayor Bill de Blasio's spokeswoman a "LabiaFace."
Hey, have you guys ever seen a picture of a cat before? Well, guess what. It’s your lucky day, because I’m mixing the concept of a picture of my cat with the concept of the Internet!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.