Zack: Your communist healthcare plan won't be ruining my kid's schoolday, Intelligent Ape!

Steve: AAAAAargh! I just wanted to help families!

Zack: Nice try, Intelligent Ape, but this is a Certificate of Birth not a Birth Certificate. Not quite intelligent enough.

Steve: AAAArgh! I have a vision for the future! A perfect union!

Zack: Ha ha ha, the only thing perfect is going to be your defeat! No one is going to bail you out from this combo. I call it the T-party!

Steve: Aaaaargh! I just was trying to save America's economy.

Zack: Ha ha ha, you save economies like a girl. Better luck next time....

Steve: I'll be back, snowy!

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