Zack: Your communist healthcare plan won't be ruining my kid's schoolday, Intelligent Ape!
Steve: AAAAAargh! I just wanted to help families!
Zack: Nice try, Intelligent Ape, but this is a Certificate of Birth not a Birth Certificate. Not quite intelligent enough.
Steve: AAAArgh! I have a vision for the future! A perfect union!
Zack: Ha ha ha, the only thing perfect is going to be your defeat! No one is going to bail you out from this combo. I call it the T-party!
Steve: Aaaaargh! I just was trying to save America's economy.
Zack: Ha ha ha, you save economies like a girl. Better luck next time....
Steve: I'll be back, snowy!
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.