Zack: Your communist healthcare plan won't be ruining my kid's schoolday, Intelligent Ape!
Steve: AAAAAargh! I just wanted to help families!
Zack: Nice try, Intelligent Ape, but this is a Certificate of Birth not a Birth Certificate. Not quite intelligent enough.
Steve: AAAArgh! I have a vision for the future! A perfect union!
Zack: Ha ha ha, the only thing perfect is going to be your defeat! No one is going to bail you out from this combo. I call it the T-party!
Steve: Aaaaargh! I just was trying to save America's economy.
Zack: Ha ha ha, you save economies like a girl. Better luck next time....
Steve: I'll be back, snowy!
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.