Steve: That wasn't so bad, we managed to get through it in one!
Zack: Well, it was super fucking bad, Steve, but I have some bad news. I'm about to go District 9 on our readers.
Steve: I don't know what that means? Are you gonna shoot them with a lightning bolt and make them explode?
Zack: No, I'm going to tell them at the end that all of this was just prologue for the next WTF, D&D!? where we tackle an even worse book.
Steve: Even I find that doubtful.
Zack: White Wolf, 1995. Contenders.
Steve: Oh God!
Zack: That's right, a motherfucking Street Fighter Monster Manual!Steve: Noooo!
Zack: Yesss! Unless White Wolf and Capcom send us 1,000,000 dollars the next WTF, D&D!? will be covering the worst book from one of the worst roleplaying games of all time...and it will be all their fault.Steve: Save us!
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.