Steve: That wasn't so bad, we managed to get through it in one!
Zack: Well, it was super fucking bad, Steve, but I have some bad news. I'm about to go District 9 on our readers.
Steve: I don't know what that means? Are you gonna shoot them with a lightning bolt and make them explode?
Zack: No, I'm going to tell them at the end that all of this was just prologue for the next WTF, D&D!? where we tackle an even worse book.
Steve: Even I find that doubtful.
Zack: White Wolf, 1995. Contenders.
Steve: Oh God!
Zack: That's right, a motherfucking Street Fighter Monster Manual!Steve: Noooo!
Zack: Yesss! Unless White Wolf and Capcom send us 1,000,000 dollars the next WTF, D&D!? will be covering the worst book from one of the worst roleplaying games of all time...and it will be all their fault.Steve: Save us!
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
This is where the excerpt from an article usually goes. Since the content of this update is only intended for cool people, I refuse to place a single word in the path of blundering normal people.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.