Steve: That wasn't so bad, we managed to get through it in one!
Zack: Well, it was super fucking bad, Steve, but I have some bad news. I'm about to go District 9 on our readers.
Steve: I don't know what that means? Are you gonna shoot them with a lightning bolt and make them explode?
Zack: No, I'm going to tell them at the end that all of this was just prologue for the next WTF, D&D!? where we tackle an even worse book.
Steve: Even I find that doubtful.
Zack: White Wolf, 1995. Contenders.
Steve: Oh God!
Zack: That's right, a motherfucking Street Fighter Monster Manual!Steve: Noooo!
Zack: Yesss! Unless White Wolf and Capcom send us 1,000,000 dollars the next WTF, D&D!? will be covering the worst book from one of the worst roleplaying games of all time...and it will be all their fault.Steve: Save us!
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This is the crown jewel of my erotic lamp collection, and a must-have for any serious pleasure lamp collector.
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.