Steve: That wasn't so bad, we managed to get through it in one!
Zack: Well, it was super fucking bad, Steve, but I have some bad news. I'm about to go District 9 on our readers.
Steve: I don't know what that means? Are you gonna shoot them with a lightning bolt and make them explode?
Zack: No, I'm going to tell them at the end that all of this was just prologue for the next WTF, D&D!? where we tackle an even worse book.
Steve: Even I find that doubtful.
Zack: White Wolf, 1995. Contenders.
Steve: Oh God!
Zack: That's right, a motherfucking Street Fighter Monster Manual!Steve: Noooo!
Zack: Yesss! Unless White Wolf and Capcom send us 1,000,000 dollars the next WTF, D&D!? will be covering the worst book from one of the worst roleplaying games of all time...and it will be all their fault.Steve: Save us!
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.