Steve: That wasn't so bad, we managed to get through it in one!
Zack: Well, it was super fucking bad, Steve, but I have some bad news. I'm about to go District 9 on our readers.
Steve: I don't know what that means? Are you gonna shoot them with a lightning bolt and make them explode?
Zack: No, I'm going to tell them at the end that all of this was just prologue for the next WTF, D&D!? where we tackle an even worse book.
Steve: Even I find that doubtful.
Zack: White Wolf, 1995. Contenders.
Steve: Oh God!
Zack: That's right, a motherfucking Street Fighter Monster Manual!Steve: Noooo!
Zack: Yesss! Unless White Wolf and Capcom send us 1,000,000 dollars the next WTF, D&D!? will be covering the worst book from one of the worst roleplaying games of all time...and it will be all their fault.Steve: Save us!
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.