Steve: This looks like a pretty intense fight!

Zack: Come on, Steve! BE DESCRIPTIVE!

Steve: Okay, Cammy is doing a spinny thing on her hand and kicking out and backwards with her legs. I don't know how her hat is staying on, maybe like centrifugal force or something. And she seems like she's dodging the swipe of this dude who looks like an old man sailor with one big eye and he's got a lobster claw sort of stuck down in his wrist.

Zack: Yeah, but what does it smell like?

Steve: Like a sweaty clam.

Zack: I've been there before. Two drink minimum, all nude. I've got the lobster scars to prove it.

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