Zack: You know, there's not a whole lot to a statue of liberty costume. I have to give this one credit for fucking up every single element other than the torch.
Dr. Thorpe: Hey, at least they got the binder and the droopy crown right. That binder is an enduring symbol of American opportunity.
Zack: It's so bad I can't even tell if it's just horrible or if it's trying to be some sort of political commentary about how America is melting. F*ck Bu$h!
Works great on my child, who hasn't barked at all for as long as she's worn the apparatus. When she turns three, we will remove it for a trial period.
This lousy world just gets lousier every year as these stores put out their skeletons and Santas in summer.
Try not to break your console while I try not to break my cyber brain.
Fashion SWAT... the fashion industry is obsessed with impracticality. We know that what designers create was never meant to be worn by the grimy masses, but that doesn't somehow diminish how ridiculous many of these costumes are. Make no mistake, they are costumes, and like a Halloween prize pageant we will turn our discerning gaze on the grievous fashion misfires of Paris, Milan, and New York. We're not pulling any punches, and we're definitely not interested in making any friends. We're Joan Rivers without Melissa Rivers to temper our screeching. We're the Fashion Police in jack boots. We are Fashion SWAT.