YES THANKS FOR TEH INPUT PINECONE> I WILL NOW FIX THES PAGE SO IT LOOKS MORE PROFESIANAL!!!

From: SOEM STUPED FAGOT
Subject: WHY DON'T YOU CHANGE YOUR SITE A LITTLE...

YOU HAVE SO MANY MIS-SPELLED WORDS. FIX IT SO IT LOOKS MORE PROFESSIONAL. SOEMTIEMS I TAKE DONUTS AND PLACE THEM IN MY ASS.

vary bettar from a design standpoint and OH LOOK I cut teh fagotry leval down on thes paeg by 7230%@!!!! IMPROVEMENTS INDEED#!

From: Refugee
Subject: hi-i read ur thing on direct x..........

hi, this is not ref by the way- i am ref's sis. he thinks u r his god because u r soo funny. i think u r kinda cute. email at the adress by write it to Sarah...

yours'

the mysterious girl called sarah

HAHAHAH OH HI SARAH!!! it si vary misterious how yuo can writes teh emales from work becuase I didant think they had Intarnet Acess at Dairey Queen but I guess yuo learn soemthing new EVARY DAY!!!

AND I DONT HAEV TIEM FOR GIRLS becuase I am a vary bussey man and I am crazzey liek a BUG!!! and girls just get in teh way of my work and slows me down! I am living in NON STOP CYBERAGE WORALD and dont haev tiem for yuoer stuped problems and buying yuo Kleenexes for yuor femanien tiem and I wont watch movies about TITTANNIC (OH TEH BOAT SINKS, AHOY FAGOT!!!) so buzz off yuo JACKAL/

From: GET2NET SUPPORTEN
Subject: GET2NET SUPPORTEN

U played quake since 1885 ? =) hehehe IDSOFTWARE Was founded in 1990! http://www.idsoftware.com/corporate/index.html

I BETA TESTED IT in 1985 not 1885 yuo filthy carnosaur so go ask Todd Hollenhead if yuo dont beleve me!!! I saw him at e3 he was drunk and hitting on a table and weeping becuase he just met John Romereoe whos a hippey if yuo asks me.

From: [email protected]
Subject: (NO SUBJECT BECUASE HES OBVIOUSLY TOO STUPED TOO FIGARE OUT HOW TOO TYPES ONE IN)

let me tell you something buddy you got about 24 hours to remove everything that has to do with hacking or i will do it for you i am trixter the president of U.c.A and i dont like little script kiddies like you running around thinking you are this big elite !33t rad haxOr if you are so damn elite then tell me the exploit found in the 3com switches of the ciscro router or 1st of all what is an exploit or tell me how do you hack someones files if they are shared and i am sure you knew that AT&T was the ones that invented unix like i said you got 24 hours until U.c.A takes over and you want to try and nuke us shit son 124.96.32.148 there is my internet protocol 12.255.255.94 there is my network it is ran on tcp/ip im sure you have no problem with hacking that but i am going to tell you this little boy if this shit isnt gone by 12:00pm central time on thursday then me and you are going to dance and you think you are big shit what maybe you read a learn c++ in 24 hours lesson well shit son i was doing that at the age of 12 running on a nix based OS so i sujest you get to work and change this shity site before U.c.A has to do it for you!!!!

WE OWN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

|_trixter_| !

OH HO!!! TEH PRESIDENT OF UCLA HAS EMALED ME AND ASKED TOO REMOVES MY HOEMAPAGE?!?! how vary scarrey I hopes I am not under HAX0R ATTACK by King grabualsa!!! hahahahaahahahah LOELLL!!! Oh it looks liek somebodey haX0red yuo and stole yuor punctuatian because yuo write liek a goblin with yuor ideotic crap. mayeb l33t peopal liek yuo nevar use periods or commas becuase yuo are too bussey writing emales too peopal who yuo are AFRAID OF liek me and no I wont put a comma in hear becuase I am l33t liek UCLA PERESIDENT SK8ER17 FAGOT QUEEN OF TEH MOON and instead I talks about Cisco rooters and WFT my network runs on a tin can helmet. PS if yuo wants to HAX0R me smartey man, my IP is I dont know what my IP is but I bet yuo can figare it out with yuor l33T jabbascript tools and copy of warezed NETNANNEY hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~

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