Deron's logo represents the infinity of basketball and Deron's belief that he contains all universes within himself in a recursive hoops loop. While not entirely explained via quantum string theory, it is possible that we might be able to utilize this knowledge and some sort of sneaker-based vessel to travel from point to point all the way across the court without bouncing the ball a single time.
Peyton has been tearing up the field in style by branding all of his merch, including his shoes and socks, with the Aldi logo. He likes a good deal and he likes to get the word out about bargains. He also uses his twitter account to tweet weekly Aldi specials and good deals he spotted while stocking up throughout the week. A lot of people like good deals and that is why Aldi and Peyton Hillis are both really popular.
Forget Target or Best Buy, if you want deals this Black Friday you can't do better than smoking massive, mind-melting quantities of DMT.
A reluctant family is forced to welcome a non-human participant to Thanksgiving dinner.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
Featured articles and columns that don't fit anywhere else on Something Awful.