"Pancakes" all the way. Everyone knows the iconic hoops term "pancakes" and its association with JaVale McGee who "loves pancakes." Available on hats, shirts, socks, belts and NBA-licensed charm bracelets at Target stores.
Tony Romo's "Maraca Jerk" Rasta pepper playing maracas can be found on a variety of branded merch. He picked the pepper because he likes things spicy and a little bit wild. It fits his rebel personality.
"The Jan Kat" tough alley cat is worn by all the tough cat fans of Sebastian "Janky" Jankowski. You can hear the Jan Kats in the kicker's corner in the Oakland stadium cheering during every important kick.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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