"Pancakes" all the way. Everyone knows the iconic hoops term "pancakes" and its association with JaVale McGee who "loves pancakes." Available on hats, shirts, socks, belts and NBA-licensed charm bracelets at Target stores.
Tony Romo's "Maraca Jerk" Rasta pepper playing maracas can be found on a variety of branded merch. He picked the pepper because he likes things spicy and a little bit wild. It fits his rebel personality.
"The Jan Kat" tough alley cat is worn by all the tough cat fans of Sebastian "Janky" Jankowski. You can hear the Jan Kats in the kicker's corner in the Oakland stadium cheering during every important kick.
Our new drone will follow behind you in an extremely friendly manner and capture 4K video of your adventures, your friends, your time in the bathroom, and your heartbeat as you sleep.
IMDB user lists can be used to rank film buffs' favorite movies and creators. 90% of these lists have names like "My Harem" and "Far East Pleasures Karma Sutra Women of Beauty"
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