Henchman Status Update (2 of 4)
The status of Velvet Varlet has been changed from ACTIVE to CAPTURED.
Name: Matrefucari, Vitorio (CAPTURED)
Codename(s): Velvet Varlet, Cadsanova, The Pricubus
Join Date: 8-1-03
Primary Role: Wicked Knave
Secondary Role: Bodice shredding, cuckolding, wife taking, wife abandoning, coed grappling, dueling, moustache transportation
Specialties: Rated AAA on the Matsuo All-weather Codpiece, certified on the General Electric Pulse Libidotron, Matsuo Pubic Scrambler, and the Pfester HR-66 "Hatrack" Hydraulic Rectal Hook.

Availability: On Hire (hire)
Contracted To: Adverse Interests, LLC.
Term of Hire: 30 days or d/c/f

CAPTURE PAYOUT: 6,000 USD annually to be paid to the Varlet Home for Wayward and Busty Teens (charity).

Average Customer Rating: (rate)

Customer Review:

Not as bad as some are saying here

Reviewed by Strife, Ultd.
I have read a shitload of negative reviews of this guy, but he's better than they say. Yes, if you have a female sidekick or a harem, or a dungeon of pleasure slaves, well, don't hire this guy. And yes, he takes a lot of time off for tanning and "lotion." But if you're being hounded by a female T.E.A.M. agent he will find her and at least temporarily deal with her. As a bonus he'll give her a really nasty case of (more)

Circumstance of Contract Liquidation:

Caught in the act of adult congress with a billionaire tourist's wife by the billionaire tourist. The tourist chased Velvet Varlet onto the balcony where the pair engaged in a vigorous battle with fencing sabres. Though naked as a skylark, Velvet Varlet bested his foe. In so doing he attracted the attention of one of the T.E.A.M. operatives that infiltrated the peninsula by imaginary float plane service. Velvet Varlet attempted to use his mesmerizing musk against the female agent, but she proved to be sexually disinclined towards men and subsequently tasered Velvet Varlet in a sensitive location. No, not his testicles, nor his anus. He was tasered in his (more)

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