Movable ladders provide remote access to "hard to reach" places.
Name: Dementia Circle
Price: $537.63 / month
Pets: At night
"When I was 16 years old, I had sex with a woman from Portugal! Only replace the word 'Portugal' with 'my backyard' and the word 'woman' with 'dog'."
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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