Name: Nailbiter's Square
Price: 14 pesos / millimeter
Pets: For dinner only
"The moon is made up of over 48 elements, including magnesium, zinc, oak, and rubber!"
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
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