Unique design insures your apartment will be the "talk of the town"!
Name: Whispering Whisper Pine Forest
Price: $3.14159 / second
Pets: For dinner only
"If I was a vampire, I'd probably would have killed each and every one of you by now."
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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