Unique design insures your apartment will be the "talk of the town"!
Name: Whispering Whisper Pine Forest
Price: $3.14159 / second
Pets: For dinner only
"If I was a vampire, I'd probably would have killed each and every one of you by now."
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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