"Fan hello," my sword talk.
"The chamber of tests adoring fan is needed."
Inscrutable in spirit, there is the contact lens.
Everybody love the turd. It is adoring fan.
An adventure of erotic, let's go!
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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