It was great adventure!
With many friends great!
Visit to interesting places!
She finds danger!
But always coming out in top in the end!
THANK YOU FOR PLAYING...OBLIVION!!
We love you together, thanked for reconnoitering! It goes away.
And you thought women had one-dimensional script intros that treated them like sex objects. Ewoks have it even worse.
No one seems to like the new Doom box art. But it's still the same old Doom Guy under that space marine helmet. Right?
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