It was great adventure!
With many friends great!
Visit to interesting places!
She finds danger!
But always coming out in top in the end!
THANK YOU FOR PLAYING...OBLIVION!!
We love you together, thanked for reconnoitering! It goes away.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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