The heart's loves is yearning.
The lady thinks and it is a dream.
Too much fighting in the Long Beach, California.
The writer's block is nudity.
It is not a game it is a Poser.
Pleasure to be found is unlimited in the area!
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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