The heart's loves is yearning.
The lady thinks and it is a dream.
Too much fighting in the Long Beach, California.
The writer's block is nudity.
It is not a game it is a Poser.
Pleasure to be found is unlimited in the area!
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
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