The heart's loves is yearning.
The lady thinks and it is a dream.
Too much fighting in the Long Beach, California.
The writer's block is nudity.
It is not a game it is a Poser.
Pleasure to be found is unlimited in the area!
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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