"Yar, bust it down in me poop deck, mateys! Aarrgh!"

We ran into Cliffy B. He was wearing a very offensive blue sports coat which reflected light all the way to Neptune. The Hair Giant greeted him by calling him "Bud Bundy", but I have to admit that Cliffy doesn't really look like Bud in person. He looks more like how people thought the Devil would appear as back in the 1920's. Or maybe a disco pirate. Yeah, he definitely has pirate-like tendencies. Let's go with "disco pirate".

He was playing "Unreal Tournament" for the Playstation 2, despite the fact that it's for "fagots".

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