EVENT #2: REALISTIC REALISM
This month's theme was "These two guys should've never left the house..." In this competition, users must Photoshop the existing image to adhere to the theme. Here was this month's RR entry:
THIRD PLACE: Derek Smart
We had to award some points to the most horrific and tasteless entry in this category. At last, we finally found out who was responsible for that horrific NASCAR tragedy!
SECOND PLACE: glasyalabolas
Although we're not exactly sure why these guys are in a cheerleading line or what that has to do with the theme of "these two guys never should've left the house...", we're giving it a second place rank because the author did a pretty good job matching up the image quality and noise ratio. The man in front obviously has too much white on him and should've had less contrast, but the furthest man matches the image / noise quality well and has a good enough Gaussian blur to blend in.
FIRST PLACE: SirRobin
It's love at first sight.
‘Toad coin?’ wondered the traveler as he examined the pebble. It did not look all that different from any other pebble, and certainly nothing like a coin. ‘What manner of coin has no head or tail, and bears no seal or flag? Who backs this toad coin, the toad bank? The toad treasury!?’ The traveler laughed, but the toads croaked sternly back at him.
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
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