EVENT #2: REALISTIC REALISM
This month's theme was "These two guys should've never left the house..." In this competition, users must Photoshop the existing image to adhere to the theme. Here was this month's RR entry:
THIRD PLACE: Derek Smart
We had to award some points to the most horrific and tasteless entry in this category. At last, we finally found out who was responsible for that horrific NASCAR tragedy!
SECOND PLACE: glasyalabolas
Although we're not exactly sure why these guys are in a cheerleading line or what that has to do with the theme of "these two guys never should've left the house...", we're giving it a second place rank because the author did a pretty good job matching up the image quality and noise ratio. The man in front obviously has too much white on him and should've had less contrast, but the furthest man matches the image / noise quality well and has a good enough Gaussian blur to blend in.
FIRST PLACE: SirRobin
It's love at first sight.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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