With my family established I picked out a house. Nothing too fancy for the newlyweds. Just a little two-bedroom with a reasonable mortgage and enough room for the family to grow.
You would think moving into a new home would give the happy couple plenty to think about, but they had grander aspirations.
The house came unfurnished, so I took a few minutes to give Duke and Fifa some decent furniture. I also added a touch of class to every room with some beautiful candelabras. Nothing says "class" quite like smoke streaks up your walls!
Oh, you idiot. Don't do this. It's the worst idea anyone has ever had. Have you forgotten what an ordeal it was the last time you moved?
This is Sid Meier's world, I’m just building wonders in it.
Nightmares Fear Factory is BACK, baby!
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