Who wouldn't love to hew Jennifer's two in twain? Party of 5? More like party of 38! Or party on 38 if any macho male's dreams cummmmmm true. I am literally weeping right now looking at those things. My god, I would give up everything I own and everything I ever will own to touch and feel those big bazookas. I would indenture myself to her forever. Just let me tickle and touch those rowdy tooters. Jennifer, you'll love it!
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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