~*~ Ask / Tell ~*~
Why does music invoke emotions? Because Celine Dion is a GODDESS. You don't have to be by yourself any more Celine, I'm here for you babe.
Barista too snobby? Ask me about coffee. All I want is a proper cup of coffee, made from a proper copper coffee pot. Whether it's cold or hot I'd love a cup of coffee from a proper copper coffee pot. Tin coffee pots, iron coffee pots - they're no used to me. If I cant have a proper cup of coffee from a proper copper coffee pot I'll have a cup of tea.
Tell me about your paranormal beliefs, disbeliefs, and experiences. They sold me a dream of Christmas, they sold me a Silent Night and they told me a fairy story 'till I believed in the Israelite and I believed in Father Christmas.
Tell me if you could transplant a head.... Does it come with a cool pair of shades? If so, I'm sold.
Gentle creature Mark Zuckerberg informs you that he enjoys his dog and wife the normal human amount. That he has a plan. That he will be Gentle Leader.
Afraid of ideas and free speech? Well then you better not read this article, coward.
Candles scented like Destiny planets - increases KDR by 26%!
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