~*~ General Bullshit ~*~
Reppin': Elbonio

Add dinosaurs, sharks and explosions Incidentally Steven Spielberg has made movies containing all of the above, effectively making him our new emperor.

In memory of Bratz. What is the world coming to? All I want is pug-dog ugly, sexually provactive dolls for my children - is that REALLY too much to ask?

MSpaint Food. Food glorious food - once the sustainer of life, now an MS Paint thread.

Since becoming an adult, how many times have you pissed the bed? It's a simple question with a warm, moist answer.

~*~ Ask / Tell ~*~
Reppin': Elbonio

Why does music invoke emotions? Because Celine Dion is a GODDESS. You don't have to be by yourself any more Celine, I'm here for you babe.

Barista too snobby? Ask me about coffee. All I want is a proper cup of coffee, made from a proper copper coffee pot. Whether it's cold or hot I'd love a cup of coffee from a proper copper coffee pot. Tin coffee pots, iron coffee pots - they're no used to me. If I cant have a proper cup of coffee from a proper copper coffee pot I'll have a cup of tea.

Tell me about your paranormal beliefs, disbeliefs, and experiences. They sold me a dream of Christmas, they sold me a Silent Night and they told me a fairy story 'till I believed in the Israelite and I believed in Father Christmas.

Tell me if you could transplant a head.... Does it come with a cool pair of shades? If so, I'm sold.

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