~*~ Ask / Tell ~*~
Why does music invoke emotions? Because Celine Dion is a GODDESS. You don't have to be by yourself any more Celine, I'm here for you babe.
Barista too snobby? Ask me about coffee. All I want is a proper cup of coffee, made from a proper copper coffee pot. Whether it's cold or hot I'd love a cup of coffee from a proper copper coffee pot. Tin coffee pots, iron coffee pots - they're no used to me. If I cant have a proper cup of coffee from a proper copper coffee pot I'll have a cup of tea.
Tell me about your paranormal beliefs, disbeliefs, and experiences. They sold me a dream of Christmas, they sold me a Silent Night and they told me a fairy story 'till I believed in the Israelite and I believed in Father Christmas.
Tell me if you could transplant a head.... Does it come with a cool pair of shades? If so, I'm sold.
Want to take part in our much-publicized trade in program to swap an old tablet or video game for in-store credit? Great! We just need your license, home phone number, email address, work number, and your fingerprints. We might even take a mugshot of you.
Are you ready to be consistently depressed by how you're throwing your money and life away? Check out Loot Crate's 2015 lineup of upcoming crates!
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