Anointed - Do you get into the presence of GOD?
Scotty (Lowtax) - When? now or then or on weekends ? GOD is always around me, he is everywhere, in my heart and on my desk and in the cabinent Im not supposed to go into.
Anointed - No, I mean in the presence of GOD in your prayer closet or quiet time.
Scotty (Lowtax) - well I try my best and I believe so. My father tells me I am, but sometimes Im not so sure, because if I was in the precense of God, why would he allow me and my father to be smashed in the face by homosexuals? my father says I have doubts becuase I am young and I will learn as I grow older and wiser like him
Anointed - No, I not refering to the fact that because you were not in his presence that you got beat up... Look at Paul, and Jesus and others... People give their lives everyday for Christ. God said that you will face trails and tribulations. Be thankful that GOD got you out of there alive... I mean in the presence as to hearing from him. Have you asked him what went wrong or if there was a better way of reaching them? Jesus loves everyone and he knows the best way to handle things. Did you ask him about it?
(Anointed attempted to open up a chatroom with me)
Scotty (Lowtax) - Sorry, my father does not like chat he says it allows deamons to get in to the house easy. he was hesistant with ICQ in itself! and dont get me started on the evils of Netscape!
Anointed - Nevermind, you never answered my question.
Scotty (Lowtax) - what do you mean?
Scotty (Lowtax) - oh no, there is a loud crash in the garage, I think my father has broken something, I need to go see, I will return in 10 seconds
Scotty (Lowtax) - I am sorry, the oil drum fell over and knocked my father down and there is plywood and oil everywhere and the dog is covered in oil and mud now. my dad wants me too clean it up, so I have to go. Do you want to talk to my dad? he is back now and can talk about the phone company or whatever you asked about?
Anointed - Sure ask him what the name of the company he is with...
Scotty (Lowtax) - Ok, I will let him use the computer. he has never used ICQ before so he may not be as good as me : ) : ) : ) it was a joyous experience to talk to you and hope your ministry continues to grow, sir!
Anointed - Bless you Scotty, you are an awesome young man of GOD!!
(Two minute pause)
Scotty (Lowtax) - HELLO THERE FELLOW SERVANT OF THE LORD!!! MY NAME IS PAT MAYNARD AND I BELIEVE YOU SPOKE WITH MY BOY SCOTTY!
Anointed - Yes sir I did and could not be more amazed at how well you have raised him. I need to know a few things like your telephony company. You need to call them and see what offers they have for personal home pages. Then I would check around the city for other internet providers and see what they have to offer. Once you determine which company you want to go with, then you need to build your page.
Scotty (Lowtax) - SIR WE'RE NOT GOING TO USE AOL BECAUSE WE KNOW THEY'RE IN LEAGUE WITH THE FAGS! DID YOU HEAR THIS NEWS? i COULD NOT BE MORE HORRIFIED TO LEARN THIS! MY BOY SCOTTY SHOWED ME THE NEWS ARTICLE SAYING AOL IS IN LEAGUE WITH THE FAGS AND I WILL NOT USE A HOMOSEXUAL INTERNET COMPANY!
Anointed - I agree more, there are many others than AOL. Internet America, Southwestern Bell Internet, Pacific Bell Internet and more... Some even have free service... Once you make your decision, then you need a plan from GOD on how to reach them. It must be stratigic, colorful with a message that is coded until the end. If you are going to war, you must prepare for it.
Scotty (Lowtax) - YOU ARE A VERY WISE MAN AND i LIKE YOUR SPIRIT AND OUTLOOK ON LIFE, SIR! MANY PEOPLE CLOSE THEIR MINDS AND IGNORE WHAT'S OBVIOUSLY GOING ON AROUND THEM! THEY ARE NOT AWARE HOW THE FILTHY FAGS ARE DESTORYING OUR society and faggotizing our children by the television and movies! I refuse to live in a world were sexual deviants can spread there message like the black plague!
Scotty (Lowtax) - Sodomites are wicked and sinners before the Lordd exceedingly (Gen. 13:13), are violent and doom nations (Gen. 19:1-25; Jgs. 19), and are abominable to God (Lev. 18:22)!
Anointed - AMAN to that!! You might need to connect up with Isaiah 56 Ministry in Dallas. They are very anointed to deal with such possession. I understand from your son that you are very anointed as well. Where two come together asking anything, it shall be done...
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