Rob - Great.
Lowtax - Mom says you remind her of Alan Prempolosua. Do you know him?
Rob - No, I don't
Lowtax - He very famous around here, he repairs power lines, you know, makes spider noises and jump around alot. Hes crazy man, he punches kids! Okey, mom is back I put her on
Rob - Okay.
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Rob - 200 dollars a month, sound fair?
Rob - Ma'am, what kind of credit card is that?
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Rob - What BRAND of the credit card is it... Visa, Mastercard...?
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Rob - Ma'am, I can't understand what you are saying
Rob - You are off the phone now, may I call you?
Lowtax - FRHO9h$HI fiu FIRSRTEY AMEAREICAN BAcaABANK OF cALIEFNORNAI
Lowtax - YEASH, YOU CANREKENR CLALL 4TME
Rob - What is your phone number?
Lowtax - 36GR4 - 49F23 45GL24 3////
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Rob - What is the number?
Lowtax - IJF GHATRVW I GAEVE IT TOTO YOU ARLEADYE!!!>#3
Rob - I can't understand it, please put your son on.
Lowtax - OKYGART I POUTS HIME ONA NOTAN4A4#
I was betrayed by the bernio bros, the cougars, and this guy from back page I hired to keep me from jumping out a window at the DNC.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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