Rob - Great.

Lowtax - Mom says you remind her of Alan Prempolosua. Do you know him?

Rob - No, I don't

Lowtax - He very famous around here, he repairs power lines, you know, makes spider noises and jump around alot. Hes crazy man, he punches kids! Okey, mom is back I put her on

Rob - Okay.

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Rob - 200 dollars a month, sound fair?

Rob - Ma'am, what kind of credit card is that?

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Rob - What BRAND of the credit card is it... Visa, Mastercard...?

Lowtax - FRIAETSRT aMERAINCAN BACnK OF usE cALAIFGORNAI3(_u#

Rob - Ma'am, I can't understand what you are saying

Rob - You are off the phone now, may I call you?

Lowtax - FRHO9h$HI fiu FIRSRTEY AMEAREICAN BAcaABANK OF cALIEFNORNAI

Lowtax - YEASH, YOU CANREKENR CLALL 4TME

Rob - What is your phone number?

Lowtax - 36GR4 - 49F23 45GL24 3////
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Rob - What is the number?

Lowtax - IJF GHATRVW I GAEVE IT TOTO YOU ARLEADYE!!!>#3

Rob - I can't understand it, please put your son on.

Lowtax - OKYGART I POUTS HIME ONA NOTAN4A4#

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