Moof: if linux were a woman would you marry it
Livestock: maybe it would depend on her personality
Moof: hehe women dont have personalities :)
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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Moof and Livestock discuss life, love, human nature, and all the most important issues affecting humanity.