Moof: i am going to format these old hard drives and put together my new computer
Moof: goodbye friend
Livestock: goodbye forever moof
*** Moof signed off
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
Jeff Foxworthy has awakened to the new flesh to tell some redneck jokes.
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