The Joke About the Beekeeper with Tom "Moof" Davies

Livestock: what did the beekeeper say to his annoying neighbor
Moof: buzz off
Livestock: "get off my property"
Moof: oh
Livestock: that is what
Moof: why
Livestock: because he is annoying
Moof: what does he do
Livestock: he is a postal worker
Moof: hmm
Moof: is the beekeeper worried that he wont get his mail now
Livestock: there is some concern
Livestock: since he is a small businessman
Livestock: but he has a p.o. box for business purposes
Moof: oh ok
Livestock: anyway it's just a joke tom
Moof: to you maybe
Moof: not to the beekeeper

Sharing the Moment with Tom "Moof" Davies

Livestock: tom
Livestock: stop
Livestock: don't say another word
Livestock: let's just share this moment
Moof: gonna have to pause west wing
Moof: josh i am crying
Moof: this is the most beautiful moment of my life
Moof: sitting on my couch with the WW on pause and REO speedwagon on youtube on my macbook
Livestock: tom this is what it's all about buddy
Moof: josh i just smashed an empty beer bottle against the table and now i am watching myself bleed
Livestock: tom - stop
Livestock: it's time to bring this ship into the shore
Moof: josh i am taking so many pillls right now
Livestock: listen tom that's not what i meant
Livestock: TOM STOP
Livestock: what have i done

The Thing You Are Looking For with Tom "Moof" Davies

Livestock: tom what a time to be alive
Moof: yes
Livestock: tom i hope you find what you are looking for
Moof: an apple
Livestock: then i hope you find that apple, friend
Moof: i hope i do josh
Moof: what are you looking for
Livestock: a box of money
Moof: josh - i hope you find that thing
Livestock: tom how's that screenplay coming
Moof: josh got an issue with one of the character arcs
Livestock: tom recommend you use a fifteen act structure
Moof: as you know, by the second act he is totally transformed into a horse
Moof: and shortly after he is shot
Livestock: yes
Livestock: hmm
Moof: and buried
Moof: in the ground
Livestock: and you are wondering what to do for the third
Moof: not sure where to take it from there
Moof: exactly
Livestock: well tom
Livestock: there is always... resurrection
Moof: josh that would certainly fit the title "The Resurrection of the Horse"
Livestock: tom seems like the story of a man... who rides again

– Josh "Livestock" Boruff (@Livestock)

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