On Broccoli as Little Trees with Tom "Moof" Davies

Livestock: i think i'd like to just eat broccoli and rice a lot
Moof: broccoli is like little trees
Moof: how does that make you feel
Livestock: it makes me feel big
Livestock: like a giant
Moof: if you were a real giant would you eat trees and pretend it was broccoli and you were little
Livestock: i cannot really say not knowing firsthand
Livestock: but it is quite possible
Moof: i would
Livestock: how could you possibly know
Livestock: i mean you say that now, but your brain would be so much larger
Livestock: perhaps it would have moved beyond simple fantasy
Moof: do you ever get sick of the 9 to 5 grind
Moof: working for the man
Livestock: frankly i'm not sure what this has to do with broccoli
Moof: frankly i think you are missing the point

– Josh "Livestock" Boruff (@Livestock)

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