Moof: livestock on my way to work i could not help but notice a hundred amazing things
Moof: like the patterns and lines and swoops birds make when they fly
Moof: and the texture of my steering wheel
Livestock: those are 2 you have 98 to go
Moof: there are so many
Moof: livestock did you know that before man hunted them there were over 40 million elevators in north america alone
Moof: going up and down tree trunks all day
Moof: up and down up and down
Moof: but then man came
Moof: and enslaved them
Moof: and put them in buildings
Moof: and now there are very few left
Moof: in the wild
Livestock: i did not know that at all
Moof: not many people do
Livestock: i feel so... so foolish now
Moof: you should
BREAKING NOW: a story so dangerous that there are those within our government that might kill to keep it from getting out.
Ma'am, what if I told you I have the miracle of a lifetime right here in this briefcase?
Moof and Livestock discuss life, love, human nature, and all the most important issues affecting humanity.