Moof: livestock on my way to work i could not help but notice a hundred amazing things
Moof: like the patterns and lines and swoops birds make when they fly
Moof: and the texture of my steering wheel
Livestock: those are 2 you have 98 to go
Moof: there are so many
Moof: livestock did you know that before man hunted them there were over 40 million elevators in north america alone
Moof: going up and down tree trunks all day
Moof: up and down up and down
Moof: but then man came
Moof: and enslaved them
Moof: and put them in buildings
Moof: and now there are very few left
Moof: in the wild
Livestock: i did not know that at all
Moof: not many people do
Livestock: i feel so... so foolish now
Moof: you should
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"Don't you get it? What we have to understand is it's them or us. It can't be all of us, or one. It's got to be us, or they become it. Then we lose what makes us we."
Moof and Livestock discuss life, love, human nature, and all the most important issues affecting humanity.