rehab goin well, mainly involves shoveling food in my beak and LAUGHING at the outside world
you heard right. NOT GOING BACK
"but don't you have kids" yeah i have kids every fuggin year. then the next time i'm lookin for a new lady i always gotta wonder if i'm pokin my daughter. i had some dumbass looking kids so that prolly happened at least once
"but birds live outside" good one genius. guess what else lives outside? COLDNESS. and the monster that crippled me
that thing can stay outside with my wife and kids and the hell away from dis bird
welp time for some more animes. rock on dooders
yeah yeah YEAH i'm not dead quit pokin me with q tip. just cause a guy sleeps 16 hours a day don't mean he needs poked
why do i sleep 16 hours a day. BECAUSE I CAN
saw that dickhead crow out the window today with a taco bell wrapper in his beak. guess what buddy i can get burritos for free. you just go to town on that wife on mine cause i love my new life of sleepin in the corner
ain't no corners outside
shit gotta check my e-mail. bird out.
guess what bird beat mega men 9? THIS BIRD
hey why don't you guys outside play it OH RIGHT! you need a wii not a TREE
heard it's gonna be a cold one tonight. kinda hard to hear anything over the sound of my electric blankey keeping me warm!!! me and not you
take it from this bird getting mauled by a cat is the best thing that can happen to me. why don't you try it CROW if you're not too busy eating garbage!
(AKA MY WIFE)
chat me up on aim: darkoanarchist420. bird out.
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