Dear Ryan Gosling's Character in Only God Forgives,
I run a weird, underground fighting competition and I like to bet on fighters. When I win money I sometimes take that money and spend it on women. It has gotten me into more than a little bit of trouble, but I don't know how to control my urges. What should I do?
Troubled in Thailand
Dear Troubled in Thailand,
Ryan Gosling's Character in Only God Forgives
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