You've heard good things about Craigslist, but you're not really looking for a JO bud. Oh well, worth a try.
Your post gets flagged in five minutes, but not before you get one email.
Javelin Through. Willing to train and be able to go deep. 37 6'1 195lbs brn/brn good shape, 33w 44c 6.5 cut masculine and discreet. Going to Beijing. Meet me at airport. -CHAD
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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