Steve: I don't get it. They're cops and the cops are out to get them?
Zack: At least they're really well-equipped.
Steve: Who is really well-equipped?
Zack: The Narco Police.
Steve: Couldn't it be the other police?
Zack: Which other police?
Steve: The ones out to get them.
Zack: I don't know, I feel like I know less than before we started talking about this one.
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