Steve: I don't get it. They're cops and the cops are out to get them?
Zack: At least they're really well-equipped.
Steve: Who is really well-equipped?
Zack: The Narco Police.
Steve: Couldn't it be the other police?
Zack: Which other police?
Steve: The ones out to get them.
Zack: I don't know, I feel like I know less than before we started talking about this one.
And you thought women had one-dimensional script intros that treated them like sex objects. Ewoks have it even worse.
No one seems to like the new Doom box art. But it's still the same old Doom Guy under that space marine helmet. Right?
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