Narco Police (1989)

Steve: I don't get it. They're cops and the cops are out to get them?

Zack: At least they're really well-equipped.

Steve: Who is really well-equipped?

Zack: The Narco Police.

Steve: Couldn't it be the other police?

Zack: Which other police?

Steve: The ones out to get them.

Zack: I don't know, I feel like I know less than before we started talking about this one.

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