Steve: I don't get it. They're cops and the cops are out to get them?
Zack: At least they're really well-equipped.
Steve: Who is really well-equipped?
Zack: The Narco Police.
Steve: Couldn't it be the other police?
Zack: Which other police?
Steve: The ones out to get them.
Zack: I don't know, I feel like I know less than before we started talking about this one.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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