Zack: Somebody is pissed.
Steve: You crashed your plane, dude. Get over it.
Zack: "What the hell? 'Crashed airplane' isn't marked anywhere on this lousy map!"
Steve: I know from Survivorman what to do. You take one of the propeller blades and sharpen it and then use it as a knife to cut vines and then you make a trap to catch the grossest thing in the whole jungle.
Zack: But what if the grossest thing in the jungle is...him!?
Steve: I think then he drinks his own pee and explains how you can do that three times and then it's like poison.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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