Wilderness (1986)

Zack: Somebody is pissed.

Steve: You crashed your plane, dude. Get over it.

Zack: "What the hell? 'Crashed airplane' isn't marked anywhere on this lousy map!"

Steve: I know from Survivorman what to do. You take one of the propeller blades and sharpen it and then use it as a knife to cut vines and then you make a trap to catch the grossest thing in the whole jungle.

Zack: But what if the grossest thing in the jungle is...him!?

Steve: I think then he drinks his own pee and explains how you can do that three times and then it's like poison.

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