Steve: I am never going to Colorado.
Zack: The Democratic Convention this year is going to be pretty wild.
Steve: Maybe the Indian is just trying to warn him about the wolves.
Zack: Warn his skull with an ax maybe. If you're the pioneer guy you really have no good options in this situation.
Steve: It must be cold being an Indian.
Zack: Cold, but very sunny.
These millennials have no idea how it feels to really work. They would never think about spending all day in the hot sun with their carapace baking and their dung drying out.
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