Steve: I am never going to Colorado.
Zack: The Democratic Convention this year is going to be pretty wild.
Steve: Maybe the Indian is just trying to warn him about the wolves.
Zack: Warn his skull with an ax maybe. If you're the pioneer guy you really have no good options in this situation.
Steve: It must be cold being an Indian.
Zack: Cold, but very sunny.
Sir Mix-a-Lot's classic follow up to "Baby Got Back" has serious unintended consequences.
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
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