Cannister brings word from Lord Elrond of Rivendell. He wishes to renew the alliance between Elves and Smiths.
Beneath Trubadurix's well-fed exterior there lies a dangerous killing machine with a fetish for Megatron masks. Viva la revolution!
Eugene H. Krabs loomed large over Carnivàle'. It's elcoro's legal opinion that having Leonard J. Crabs preside over the show instead would have resulted in its perpetual renewal.
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