Cannister brings word from Lord Elrond of Rivendell. He wishes to renew the alliance between Elves and Smiths.
Beneath Trubadurix's well-fed exterior there lies a dangerous killing machine with a fetish for Megatron masks. Viva la revolution!
Eugene H. Krabs loomed large over Carnivàle'. It's elcoro's legal opinion that having Leonard J. Crabs preside over the show instead would have resulted in its perpetual renewal.
What was that movie about the fat girl winning a dance-off? Oh, awesome, apsouthern has the answer.
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
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