Cannister brings word from Lord Elrond of Rivendell. He wishes to renew the alliance between Elves and Smiths.
Beneath Trubadurix's well-fed exterior there lies a dangerous killing machine with a fetish for Megatron masks. Viva la revolution!
Eugene H. Krabs loomed large over Carnivàle'. It's elcoro's legal opinion that having Leonard J. Crabs preside over the show instead would have resulted in its perpetual renewal.
What was that movie about the fat girl winning a dance-off? Oh, awesome, apsouthern has the answer.
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!