StrungOutFlip granted Matt Damon's bizarre wish to become a retarded puppet, because genies don't judge.
KrzysztofKomeda's tagline says it best: "Can she hold back a giant face-eating chicken in a raincoat?"
CuddlePuddle just likes how he's always leaning. Against stuff. He leans great. Despite the extra girth.
"Let the boy try," HappyDaves cried as the child approached the sword. "Yes, yes, let the boy try," the crowd echoed.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
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