StrungOutFlip granted Matt Damon's bizarre wish to become a retarded puppet, because genies don't judge.
KrzysztofKomeda's tagline says it best: "Can she hold back a giant face-eating chicken in a raincoat?"
CuddlePuddle just likes how he's always leaning. Against stuff. He leans great. Despite the extra girth.
"Let the boy try," HappyDaves cried as the child approached the sword. "Yes, yes, let the boy try," the crowd echoed.
Even the most fervent gun control advocate would admit that guns kill people, not other guns. We must become the guns we wish to see in the world.
Find out how to protect you and your loved ones with convenient tips about nature's slowest and most uncommon killer.
A Goon outs himself as a wizard and gets a warm reception from the rogues/rangers/paladins gallery!
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