StrungOutFlip granted Matt Damon's bizarre wish to become a retarded puppet, because genies don't judge.


KrzysztofKomeda's tagline says it best: "Can she hold back a giant face-eating chicken in a raincoat?"


CuddlePuddle just likes how he's always leaning. Against stuff. He leans great. Despite the extra girth.


"Let the boy try," HappyDaves cried as the child approached the sword. "Yes, yes, let the boy try," the crowd echoed.


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