StrungOutFlip granted Matt Damon's bizarre wish to become a retarded puppet, because genies don't judge.
KrzysztofKomeda's tagline says it best: "Can she hold back a giant face-eating chicken in a raincoat?"
CuddlePuddle just likes how he's always leaning. Against stuff. He leans great. Despite the extra girth.
"Let the boy try," HappyDaves cried as the child approached the sword. "Yes, yes, let the boy try," the crowd echoed.
You may have thought that a long dead author who was basically terrified of black people would be bad at the dozens. And you'd be right.
Dr. Oz, professional TV doctor, offers up some dieting tips and advice on how to remove all your negative ions.
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