StrungOutFlip granted Matt Damon's bizarre wish to become a retarded puppet, because genies don't judge.
KrzysztofKomeda's tagline says it best: "Can she hold back a giant face-eating chicken in a raincoat?"
CuddlePuddle just likes how he's always leaning. Against stuff. He leans great. Despite the extra girth.
"Let the boy try," HappyDaves cried as the child approached the sword. "Yes, yes, let the boy try," the crowd echoed.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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