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Junk reminds you to stay out of the deep end of the ball pit.

Unkempt is a cartographer of the unknown. In this case, the unknown is an elephant's ass.

StreetPreacher didn't do much here, but what sort of man would I be to pass on a squatting gorilla? The kind of man not welcome in most parts, that's what kind of man I'd be.

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