I don't know if this place looks all that legit. I want to see TheHotCarl's amusement park license.
Junk reminds you to stay out of the deep end of the ball pit.
Unkempt is a cartographer of the unknown. In this case, the unknown is an elephant's ass.
StreetPreacher didn't do much here, but what sort of man would I be to pass on a squatting gorilla? The kind of man not welcome in most parts, that's what kind of man I'd be.
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
Jeff Foxworthy has awakened to the new flesh to tell some redneck jokes.
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