I don't know if this place looks all that legit. I want to see TheHotCarl's amusement park license.
Junk reminds you to stay out of the deep end of the ball pit.
Unkempt is a cartographer of the unknown. In this case, the unknown is an elephant's ass.
StreetPreacher didn't do much here, but what sort of man would I be to pass on a squatting gorilla? The kind of man not welcome in most parts, that's what kind of man I'd be.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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