The tale of how legstump earned his nickname is not for the faint of heart. Also I don't have room to type it out so just use your imagination.

giZm has a lovely name and I'm sure he would make a fine husband for your daughter.

DrunkenSuprHero was born of swamp gas and teenage hormones.

TunaSled pioneers the art of CG stink lines.

Great photochop, I love it PovRayMan!

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