Green Canary is beloved by young and old alike, and will continue to be until his shocking secret is exposed.
Elly found this haunting image buried in the crawlspace of his new home.
Unkempt is doing his part fighting on the frontlines of the War on Christmas.
Deadeye Dick has presented nothing of an unusual nature for us to see, thus I urge you to move along.
Joop released this image one pixel at a time over a span of six thousand years.
Can't tell a drinking fountain from a urinal? We've got you covered. Brush up on your drinking fountain enthusiast -- or sipper -- vocabulary and learn to talk and swap sips with the best of them.
2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
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