King Gonad, don't wait for opportunity to knock. Open the door and drag it kicking and screaming!
Haydn thinks he's better than us with his dumb science joke.
Channel_F pays tribute to America's most precious commodity: dead rednecks.
Cosmic Isopod can't imagine a better way to die then by eating his own weight in scorpion-filled pierogis.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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