King Gonad, don't wait for opportunity to knock. Open the door and drag it kicking and screaming!
Haydn thinks he's better than us with his dumb science joke.
Channel_F pays tribute to America's most precious commodity: dead rednecks.
Cosmic Isopod can't imagine a better way to die then by eating his own weight in scorpion-filled pierogis.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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