King Gonad, don't wait for opportunity to knock. Open the door and drag it kicking and screaming!
Haydn thinks he's better than us with his dumb science joke.
Channel_F pays tribute to America's most precious commodity: dead rednecks.
Cosmic Isopod can't imagine a better way to die then by eating his own weight in scorpion-filled pierogis.
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
We have used extensive market research to determine the average consumers of America's favorite rolls of caramel-oozing choco cysts.
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