King Gonad, don't wait for opportunity to knock. Open the door and drag it kicking and screaming!
Haydn thinks he's better than us with his dumb science joke.
Channel_F pays tribute to America's most precious commodity: dead rednecks.
Cosmic Isopod can't imagine a better way to die then by eating his own weight in scorpion-filled pierogis.
Gentle creature Mark Zuckerberg informs you that he enjoys his dog and wife the normal human amount. That he has a plan. That he will be Gentle Leader.
Afraid of ideas and free speech? Well then you better not read this article, coward.
Candles scented like Destiny planets - increases KDR by 26%!
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