King Gonad, don't wait for opportunity to knock. Open the door and drag it kicking and screaming!
Haydn thinks he's better than us with his dumb science joke.
Channel_F pays tribute to America's most precious commodity: dead rednecks.
Cosmic Isopod can't imagine a better way to die then by eating his own weight in scorpion-filled pierogis.
Can you figure out which clickbait headlines are a gross parody of journalism itself, and which are fake?
Forget Target or Best Buy, if you want deals this Black Friday you can't do better than smoking massive, mind-melting quantities of DMT.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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